Mood:Content
Song of Choice:"Standing inside your love" by Smashin Pumpkinss
Topic: Good Night Granpa
Lol Junior's birthday is the 4th and I was picking fun at him and calling him old. Then so he called me a whippersnapper and here's what happened.
Kimberly says:
Whippersnapper am I?
Junior says:
hmm yes a whippersnapper
Kimberly says:
feeble old man
Junior says:
oh my im so feeble i don't know if ill be able to burn this cd, theres a lot of clicking of mouses and whatnot, don't know if i can do it
Kimberly says:
hehe aww the old man is grumpy I think it's time for your nap come on
Junior says:
fine but i want a story, and wheres my apple sauce and vitamins, the service around here is getting slack ,you youmgins don't know what your doing now adays just going on your "internet" and talking on your "phones".
Kimberly says:
Here here ::hands him apple sauce:: what kind of story would you like?
Junior says:
hmm a good long one
Kimberly says:
...about what oh aged one
Junior says:
about the 1879 communist reform in Kuwait where i was the leader of the 76th squad and we defeated hitler and brought democracy to India
Kimberly says:
okay once upon a time there was a brave squad called the 76th and they had to save the beautiful and exotic princess India From the evil wizard named hitler
Junior says:
oh tell about the small dwarf with the archbishops phone number
Kimberly says:
and while the 76th was questing to save India they came across a small dwaf that was very angry because sadly he had the phone number of the resident archbishop and well the dwaf didn't have any idea about mass and confessions and popes so he asked the 76th to go to the phone company and have a word with the giant that ran the place
Junior says:
oh and tell about tell me about how jay took on and defeat Gengis Khan with a butter knife, and how the 76 took on the great adverasary the world has ever know, MSN, and how whe storm the Microsoft building and went face to face with an army of moniters and cpus, and the mouse..so many mouses, and how steve job beat up Bill gates and donate the money to Juntopia (tm).
Kimberly says:
Okay no problem
Once the 76th arrived at the Phone company they saw that the giant was none other than Genegis Khan. Jay howled in Anguish and drew his trusty butter knief. "you! you!!" he barked "you killed my father!" Jay jumped higher than any canine has ever jumped and made it to the giant's belly button. He climbed up the giant and upon reaching the face stabed the monster in the eye rendering him blind and thus forcing Khan into submission.Upon that the Giant promised to change the dwarf's phone number.
Then They raced to the evil wizards hideout. As they approached him they saw that Hitler had called upon the MSN beast! The band fought bravely and defeated the monster and raced onSadly just as they reached the top of the tower and were about to save India Hitler teleaported to the Microsoft building. Jun leader of the 76th cursed and swore as his love India was torn away. He and his band then called a magic carpet and flew to the Microsoft building. When they arrived an onslaugh of mice, monitors, and cpus charged at them!Luckily The sky cracked open and the rain fell upon the vast electronic army rendering them useless. Then Steve Job raced ahead and found the evil second in command of Hitler! Bill Gates! The the battled and in the end Steve won. Then Jun defeated hitler with his trusty dog Jay!! Upon that Jun was made king! But he renounced his thrown and gave it to his good friend Steve saying he wanted only his Lady India and a small piece of land. So thus Steve gave him what is now Juntopia!! And thus it was populated with many Junies and Indies. The End (right?)
Lol and well the world was saved and Jun lived happily ever after :) now then wasn't that great? I hope you all enjoyed that.
Song of Choice:"Standing inside your love" by Smashin Pumpkinss
Topic: Good Night Granpa
Lol Junior's birthday is the 4th and I was picking fun at him and calling him old. Then so he called me a whippersnapper and here's what happened.
Kimberly says:
Whippersnapper am I?
Junior says:
hmm yes a whippersnapper
Kimberly says:
feeble old man
Junior says:
oh my im so feeble i don't know if ill be able to burn this cd, theres a lot of clicking of mouses and whatnot, don't know if i can do it
Kimberly says:
hehe aww the old man is grumpy I think it's time for your nap come on
Junior says:
fine but i want a story, and wheres my apple sauce and vitamins, the service around here is getting slack ,you youmgins don't know what your doing now adays just going on your "internet" and talking on your "phones".
Kimberly says:
Here here ::hands him apple sauce:: what kind of story would you like?
Junior says:
hmm a good long one
Kimberly says:
...about what oh aged one
Junior says:
about the 1879 communist reform in Kuwait where i was the leader of the 76th squad and we defeated hitler and brought democracy to India
Kimberly says:
okay once upon a time there was a brave squad called the 76th and they had to save the beautiful and exotic princess India From the evil wizard named hitler
Junior says:
oh tell about the small dwarf with the archbishops phone number
Kimberly says:
and while the 76th was questing to save India they came across a small dwaf that was very angry because sadly he had the phone number of the resident archbishop and well the dwaf didn't have any idea about mass and confessions and popes so he asked the 76th to go to the phone company and have a word with the giant that ran the place
Junior says:
oh and tell about tell me about how jay took on and defeat Gengis Khan with a butter knife, and how the 76 took on the great adverasary the world has ever know, MSN, and how whe storm the Microsoft building and went face to face with an army of moniters and cpus, and the mouse..so many mouses, and how steve job beat up Bill gates and donate the money to Juntopia (tm).
Kimberly says:
Okay no problem
Once the 76th arrived at the Phone company they saw that the giant was none other than Genegis Khan. Jay howled in Anguish and drew his trusty butter knief. "you! you!!" he barked "you killed my father!" Jay jumped higher than any canine has ever jumped and made it to the giant's belly button. He climbed up the giant and upon reaching the face stabed the monster in the eye rendering him blind and thus forcing Khan into submission.Upon that the Giant promised to change the dwarf's phone number.
Then They raced to the evil wizards hideout. As they approached him they saw that Hitler had called upon the MSN beast! The band fought bravely and defeated the monster and raced onSadly just as they reached the top of the tower and were about to save India Hitler teleaported to the Microsoft building. Jun leader of the 76th cursed and swore as his love India was torn away. He and his band then called a magic carpet and flew to the Microsoft building. When they arrived an onslaugh of mice, monitors, and cpus charged at them!Luckily The sky cracked open and the rain fell upon the vast electronic army rendering them useless. Then Steve Job raced ahead and found the evil second in command of Hitler! Bill Gates! The the battled and in the end Steve won. Then Jun defeated hitler with his trusty dog Jay!! Upon that Jun was made king! But he renounced his thrown and gave it to his good friend Steve saying he wanted only his Lady India and a small piece of land. So thus Steve gave him what is now Juntopia!! And thus it was populated with many Junies and Indies. The End (right?)
Lol and well the world was saved and Jun lived happily ever after :) now then wasn't that great? I hope you all enjoyed that.
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